一拾荒老奶奶看小区里一只小猫说,她特别羡慕猫咪,我说:为什么? 她说:它每天都睡到自然醒。好吃好喝伺候着。我却为了活着每天都在干着。它什么都不干,还有很多人宠它,供着它。原来猫是老鼠的天敌,你看看现在小猫,老鼠长啥样恐怕它都不知道了。 一老哥幽默地说:猫也和人一样,分三六

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